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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    16 hours ago

    I was taught to treat others the way I want to be treated, but this causes friction when I want to be harassed and catcalled the way cartoon construction workers harass and catcall women, but women don’t like that at all. 😩

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      To be fair you probably want to be catcalled by pretty women instead of 50 year old men.

      What I am trying to say is have you considered putting on a maid outfit before catcalling? :3

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        12 hours ago

        I honestly don’t care. I’m pansexual. Some 50yo dudes are hot af. 🤷‍♂️

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          7 hours ago

          Plot twist!

      • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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        11 hours ago

        yeah that checks out tbh

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      I can’t catcall somebody with a dog avatar. Geeze, work with me here. Gotta have a cat I can pspsps

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      13 hours ago

      Hey baby, I like the way you walk down the street with that blank, emotionless stare like you’re deep in boredom.

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        12 hours ago

        I do share the same sentiment as women upon being told I should smile more. Maybe if the world wasn’t so fucked up I would. 🤷‍♂️

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          Nah, beby, I luv da way you don’t smile. Uuu, you so glam - like you can afford ta Botox for ur entire face :E

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        12 hours ago

        Now THERE’S a dating website conversation starter. They’ll either run in terror or become an item :)

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      Man I feel this but at the same time idk wtf I’d do if it actually happened. Like if some cutie started cataccling me I’d be like ‘wait me? For real? No wait really? Are you sure? Have you had your eyes checked?’

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        I have actually been catcalled before, but it was in somewhat close proximity. It was in Vegas and it was a group of girls who were walking toward me and one yelled, “Hey! She likes your hair!” (I have anime-esque hair)

        I was more confused than anything, then embarrassed, then amused. Us guys get so little attention that I’ve been going out of my way to compliment other guys in a non-flurting way.

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          7 hours ago

          Nice! Yeah I make sure to comment on dudes shirts and such. We all need to support each other out there

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        And there’s the problem. You went straight to it being a cutie. To make it comparable, it should probably be Roseanne.

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          11 hours ago

          I feel the reaction would still be the same lmao but valid point.

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      heeey bby, is that a baseball bat in your trousers or are you happy to - oh shit! - it’s a baseball bat, run! run like the dickens!

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        12 hours ago

        When you catcall Ness but your name is Pokey.

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      11 hours ago

      this should go into the !microblogmemes@lemmy.world community definitely (btw i fully understand and share your sentiment)

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      15 hours ago

      Hey! I bet you’re a really cool person!

      Am I doing this right?

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      Too real

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