no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoHostile architecture media.piefed.worldimagemessage-square70linkfedilinkarrow-up1250arrow-down10
arrow-up1250arrow-down1imageHostile architecture media.piefed.worldno banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square70linkfedilink
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 days agoBut not two disabled people. Alas, this bench discriminates.
minus-squareHertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·14 hours agoBro that’s so ableist, getting jerked off by two people with Parkinson’s is a thing. We call it double foxing.
minus-squareFinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 days agoThree wheelchair users could give double-handjobs to two seated men. So the bench design still has you beat. It’s IMPECCABLE (im-pecker-ble), no slander that you level at this piece of ingenious public infrastructure will ever stick.
minus-squareOneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 hours agoI can’t cum unless I have six different wheelchair users jerking me off and fingering my various holes. Still not accessible.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoINSTALL THE PIT OF GENDER NEUTRAL HANDJOBS!
minus-squareKoboldCoterie@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoMaybe it’s intended to let a homeless person give two handjobs at once. Did you ever think of that?
minus-squareFinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoI see the vision now… “give a man a handjob and he’ll still be homeless. Give a man a station to perform handjobs in the park and he might be able to earn a place to sleep if he’s good enough at it”
minus-squareanomnom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoUnless it’s the wheelchair user dual wielding.
But not two disabled people. Alas, this bench discriminates.
Bro that’s so ableist, getting jerked off by two people with Parkinson’s is a thing.
We call it double foxing.
Mentally disabled, or physically?
Three wheelchair users could give double-handjobs to two seated men.
So the bench design still has you beat.
It’s IMPECCABLE (im-pecker-ble), no slander that you level at this piece of ingenious public infrastructure will ever stick.
I can’t cum unless I have six different wheelchair users jerking me off and fingering my various holes. Still not accessible.
INSTALL THE PIT OF GENDER NEUTRAL HANDJOBS!
Maybe it’s intended to let a homeless person give two handjobs at once. Did you ever think of that?
I see the vision now… “give a man a handjob and he’ll still be homeless. Give a man a station to perform handjobs in the park and he might be able to earn a place to sleep if he’s good enough at it”
Unless it’s the wheelchair user dual wielding.