• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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    1 day ago

    Playing video games with my nephews

    Me: Get obliterated because I suck

    Nephew #1: “Ha ha!”

    Nephew #2: “What a fucking noob.”

    Wife: Appears seemingly from nowhere “Excuse me!? Do I need to talk to your mom about your language?”

    Nephews 1&2: “No ma’am.”

    Me: 😏