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Sine_Fine_Belli@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 days ago

He took it literally

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He took it literally

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Sine_Fine_Belli@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 days ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemdro.id/post/28115777

  • TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works
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    That seems fucking stupid as hell, why do you need to “invoke” any right at all? And why would there be a requirement to access this right that most people wouldn’t know

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      You’re talking about a country where “I want a lawyer, dawg” is not sufficient to be provided a lawyer, because the cops can reasonably think that you want a dog that’s a lawyer. The legal system in the US is beyond saving.

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        Please tell me this isn’t true. Lie to me if required. I can’t handle any more America. This may be the metaphorical straw

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          https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2017/10/suspect-asks-for-a-lawyer-dawg-judge-says-he-asked-for-a-lawyer-dog.html> I want a lawyer, dawg

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            I said lie to me you motherfucker

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            Da fuck?

            Maybe you should just always say that you did it. Everything else is not worth the effort. The system is fucked and Americans too

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