I thought Ariana Grande was from a secret Starbucks menu

I thought Lucinda Console was a singer

It’s clearly Spanish for Big Aryan.

She’s one of the new snl cast members this season. Pretty funny in the home alone skit.

Be the change you wish to see.

Ariana was a brand name used by a Chinese manufacturer of cheap luggage of the sort you’d find in neighbourhoods with working-class immigrant populations. I once had a backpack of theirs which was the maximum airline carry-on size, which is to say, muy grande.

It probably is? I mean, there are so many damn fonts.

Ariana Serif

I thought it was a caffeinated beverage

I thought it was a new menu item at Taco Bell.

I didn’t know Bad Bunny was a dude until the whole Superb Owl outrage happened.