I laughed a lot. Checked the time, I was about 25% of the way through.
10/10
kindergarden nightmares resurface
I think I’m literally dying. The dog is investigating me with great worry. I have tears rolling down my face and I can barely catch my breath.
Holy shit! That’s hilarious. I’m glad I figured out they were sugar gliders in the first 10 seconds. I’d feel bad for laughing if a hamster got trapped like that
I can only think of myself inside that thing as a ballast: keep vomiting and passing out until eventually dying (good gracious, just imagine someone made this as a torture device)
Ever seen those videos of fighter pilots training in the centrifuge?
Imagine that, but every time you pass out it slows down just enough to get you to wake up then cranks back up to like 10Gs so you go out again…
Francis: Have a nice weekend!
