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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago

Anon is Dimitri

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Anon is Dimitri

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago
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  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk
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    Nobody thought to point to this Dmitri?

    ‘I want to complain about Dmitri.’

    ‘Who is Dimitri?’

    ‘Oh, he’s somewhere over there. I can’t recall his face from when he annoyed me 20 seconds ago.’

    • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      You vastly overestimate the intelligence of the average retail customer.

    • √𝛂𝛋𝛆@piefed.world
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      Go on. Try and describe a face to someone verbally in a meaningful way.

      • ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca
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        “Well, he had two eyes… And a nose… Oh, and get this: a mouth!”

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          Hang on a sec, that mother fucker has two ears doesn’t he?

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