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Yukily@jlai.lu to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

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Butter

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Yukily@jlai.lu to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • Danarchy@lemmy.nz
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    4 hours ago

    Googly eyes will scare you once but high cholesterol will haunt u 4 lyfe

  • Misfit-Meower@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    Right under this post: https://lemmy.world/post/41489865

  • lemonwood@lemmy.ml
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    8 hours ago

    Panpsychisr breakfast

  • Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca
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    18 hours ago

    I’m mad that there aren’t googly eyes on the silverware.

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      +1. If you think about it, it’s kinda creepy. You have all the friendly little googly things looking at you, and then 3 tall faceless entities standing next to them.

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      Indeed. My autism triggered hard on this. After all the googly eyes on the… sugar ring thingies? in the bowl, how can you forget the silverware.

  • scytale@piefed.zip
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    21 hours ago

    For the amount of pancakes, I’d say that’s not really a lot of butter.

    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      17 hours ago

      I was thinking the same, except it should be cut up the place in-between the individual pancakes.

    • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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      I follow Paula Dean’s advice when it comes to butter. And only that one subject.

  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 day ago

    You’re looking at a meal almost entirely made of empty carbs and a tablespoon of butter on top is what concerns you?

    • marcos@lemmy.world
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      There is an egg and a glass of milk there.

      You can probably drop all the rest anyway, they are not adding much. Or just keep a few pancakes.

      • bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        What purpose does the second spoon serve?

        • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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          Emotional support for the first spoon

    • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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      Checkout the jug of what I assume is maple syrup.

      • Hawke@lemmy.world
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        Nah, probably corn syrup.

        • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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          1 day ago

          high fructose corn syrup.

          • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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            You’re probably right, though there’s a nonzero chance that it’s coffee because that was the closest thing to a clean mug available.

            • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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              If it was coffee it’d have non-dairy creamer (because it tastes better when it’s a different color ;-)

            • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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              I didn’t even notice it had a pour spout until seeing this conversation!

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  • Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world
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    Insert a gif of the talking food from any Muppets thing. And Swedish Chef noises.

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    Fork and spoons are missing eyes, and so is the bowl and plate. Unnaceptavle, OP, delete this shit. /s

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    Thatsthejoke.webp

  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk
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    1 day ago

    Is that a lot of butter? I don’t eat pancakes like this. Seems like as much as I might put on them if I was doing butter and strawberry jam on each one.

    Also, do you just tackle those with a fork and no knife?

    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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      Pancakes are soft enough to cut with a fork.

      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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        19 hours ago

        only plebeians eat without a knife.

    • frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io
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      It’s not. That’s an appropriate amount of butter for a whole stack of pancakes. I’d actually add more, and I’m lactose intolerant.

      • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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        19 hours ago

        That’s an appropriate amount for one pancake.

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        23 hours ago

        ‘turbo shitting, oh yeah’

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