Neil you idiot, you land in the blue where the water is DUH. You don’t want to crash!
neil “the grass” tyson
it’s axxxxually
Neil Of Grass Tyson
Why wouldn’t you land on the purple bit and have unlimited grimace shakes
Oh, so he doesn’t always just post his snarky “well, ackchually” comments.
I was gonna say it’s so out of character I’d almost half assume he actually believes there to be grass there
Yeah, I’m used to the one where he complains about the Hulk because of his boring realism
Either he was stoned as he tends to be often or it’s a parody account.
Still absolutely insufferable
Oh… you didn’t take it as full-bore sarcasm that the image was colorised (assumedly by altitude or similar)? I took it as total sarcastic mocking snark.
I would have taken it like that from anyone else, but it’s so OOC that I checked the spelling to see if it was a novelty account
Neil, stay off the grass bro
He doesn’t even know it’s radioactive slime?





