How’d you know little Alucard has Porphyria? She also has sleep apnea, we can only get her to sleep in a coffin for some reason, it’s really sad but not even the end of it she also has pica so she constantly craves blood.

Either that or they’re keeping her well fed with a supply of bivalve mollusks.

She probably has an odontoma that redirected the eruption of her adult teeth.

Or is a vampire.

Yes! Keep the vampire meme flowing! I love this side of lemmy.