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GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago

We didn't have this option as kids

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We didn't have this option as kids

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GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago
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    8 hours ago

    Is this a screenshot of Imessage, which was printed out on physical paper, which was photographed in a shitty angle, which was projected onto a screen, which was again photographed and then for whatever reason superimposed on a stockimage of a laptop with a dslr on the side?

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      Yes.

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      • Jeremyward@lemmy.world
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        If those kids could read they would be very upset

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      All that was done to reduce the psychological impact of the embedded hypnotic suggestion.

      Really, it was for your own good…

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        Cognitihazard averted.

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        I feel like extending the deadline though. I have no deadlines, but I have the urge.

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          Well, thats a shame.

          I’m afraid we’re gonna have to inter you collegiate system until you can manage to extend a deadline.

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        I’m experiencing some pretty strong dysphoria. I want to extend the homework for ACCT201b but I don’t have a ACCT201b class with homework to extend. Does anyone have advice for what to do with these feelings?

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          Unfortunately you’ll need to either complete the task from the hypnotic suggestion (become someone who can extend that specific class) or override the suggestion with a new one.

          I think your options are either self help or freak shit.

          Good luck!!

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            Freak shit it is. Thanks for the advice!

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              Lmao

              You’re welcome!

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      air-fried meme

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      At least it wasn’t embedded in a Word document.

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