“Yeah, he showed up 1900 years ago. Ushered in a golden age of enlightenment and prosperity. He checks back on us every century or so and provides new advancements is philosophy and theology. We’ve lived a utopian existence ever since. Why do you ask?”
“He only ever visited us once and hasn’t been back since.”
“What did you guys do when he arrived?”
“Uh… errrr…”
“And why do you all wear big plus signs on your clothes?”
“You aliens have Jesus, too?”
“Yeah, he showed up 1900 years ago. Ushered in a golden age of enlightenment and prosperity. He checks back on us every century or so and provides new advancements is philosophy and theology. We’ve lived a utopian existence ever since. Why do you ask?”
“He only ever visited us once and hasn’t been back since.”
“What did you guys do when he arrived?”
“Uh… errrr…”
“And why do you all wear big plus signs on your clothes?”
“Ho-boy, this is awkward”
SMBC did it https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2008-11-24
Earthlings do be like this