AI Assistant: I am sorry, but your headphone volume cannot be turned up past this point unless you get a note from your audiologist. Would you like for me to put on some soothing AI interpretive jazz?

A pizza can’t help itself if that is the way it wants to be cut up. You city pizza boys just don’t get country pizza.

Like this!?

What!? Everyone knows you are supposed to use an X-acto Knife.