BeeegScaaawyCripple

i’ve been in stage 3 vertex for a couple decades. been shaving it off for the last six or seven. is nice.

i love that patina more than my firstborn

that’s why i shit on the boss’s benz?

not a great rhyme, but more fun

their mama just that fat

sacré enfer

They should put them on a strip and then have special applicators like pez dispensers. Eye gogglers, if you will. Patent pending patent pending patent pending.

Well I’m off to the louvre

my wife spent half an hour yesterday telling me a story about hoots. it wasn’t until she finished that i realized she was talking about kahoots.

it was a typoe for hors

damn. y’all writin a banger here