After you shave, use a piece of denim to dry rub the area. Not only does it exfoliate the area, but it buffs the stubble to soften it.

Im loosing it over New Jork.

Or would it be New Jork, and New Jexico?

Joklahoma’s main export is comedians.

I giggled at Johio

Ah yes, biblically accurate shipping.

They do, but I’ve found those difficult to carry and you lose then when the sheet buckles.