I remember when I didn’t feel preemptive dread every time I went to check the news.

Crises used to be rare. Remember when minor celebrity drama dominated the news cycle for weeks at a time because there was nothing else worth reporting? Now crazy shit’s happening daily, to the point scandals that would have been career-destroying just a decade prior are buried and forgotten within days.

Hmm, I could go for a Full Stack of pancakes. Though it could lead to a bloated front end…