Snot Flickerman

In 2019, Gates characterized his relationship with Epstein as a ‘huge mistake’.

Probably because it was the final straw for his wife Melinda, and Gates wasn’t happy how much she would take in the divorce. Considering he was a serial philanderer and often used his position at Microsoft as a way to meet women (including Melinda!), it’s not like he respected that marriage or his wife very much, so it can’t be that he’s sad about losing her or something, so my bet is on sad he was going to lose a lot of wealth over his Epstein connections.

Massgrave doesn’t work for Office I’m pretty sure.

In April 2011 he also made a sockpuppet account on MetaFilter to jerk himself off with self-aggrandization while pretending to just be a fan, only to be called out basically immediately by regular MetaFilter users.

https://www.metafilter.com/211809/Consider-Catbert-who-was-once-handsome-and-tall-as-you

https://mefiwiki.com/wiki/Scott_Adams,_plannedchaos

There’s so many ways to suck and this guy tried basically all of them.

Rule 3789 of the Pirates Code: never keep your device fully charged.

I mean… pretty sure that’s satire. The last sentence has “why waste time say lot word when few do trick” energy.