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19 hours agoHi, Majora’s Mask.
“Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect: […] like a physician, who hath found out an infallible medicine, after the patient is dead.” —Jonathan Swift


Hi, Majora’s Mask.
No, no, you can clearly see “PETA” inscribed on his pants, and he’s here to tell Elmo about the animal abuse in his glass and his bread.
To elaborate on what’s already common knowledge, feeding bread to birds is a fucking terrible idea in every way. Nobody wins except potentially some algae that gets some new kids, a mold that gets a lovely new home in a respiratory tract, or a fox that gets easy prey unable to fly.