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  • Zozano@aussie.zonetoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worlddating
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    4 hours ago

    “I took a mad shit today, it smelt acidic bro, even after I flushed, it stuck to the side of the bowel. I used my kegel muscles to piss at Mach 10 speed, but all it really did it spray a bit of piss on the toilet seat. So anyway how you doing, are you free to catch up for a coffee?”