I honestly wonder if it’s possible to see what all got cooked on that thing by analyzing it in a lab.

“About 80% seems to be Totino’s pizza rolls.”

When grandma starts covering the used tinfoil with more tinfoil…

“For they were all deceiving each other…”

NASA after failing to create new stockholder value every single year.

It would look better, allow for easier access, and be cheaper if the bars connecting the two park… chairs were simply not there.

“Thank you for your question. The arrival board behind me is working perfectly, as are all the arrival boards in this airport. We are committed to maintaining them for the foreseeable future.”