Come on now, no need to be so negative. You just have to befriend the second slowest runner and be ready to kick them in the shins when the time comes.

I dunno, looks like this dude used it for entertainment purposes

I used to do that but after a while the washing machine got a buildup of foul gunk that leaves little specks of crap sticking to everything you wash. Apparently an occasional hot wash is needed to keep the machine clean.