I have a long sleeve shirt that says “Sun’s out, guns out”. A couple of weeks back I saw my 8 yo niece silently sounding it out across the table followed by a withering look of “What does that mean? That’s stupid.” Didn’t want to interrupt her mom to explain myself and just took the hit to my uncle cred.

Parent: Don’t have kids. They are awful and will ruin your life.

Only child: 👀