Women want to be pursued.

“Ah, playing hard to get. Classic.”

It does it when it wants, I can’t really control it.

Whatever rock you prefer should work. I go 50:50 meth/crack, never bigger than a skipping stone.

Kid Rock is like that guy who prefers sex with children.

Print Deeznuts Fuckyou

Did you used to love pdf files?

That was all the salesmen at one place I worked. Mormons with tons of kids. They’d go anywhere in the world to get away from them.

Victor Garber!

Don’t forget the Mormons!

I’ve yet to encounter bad alien urine.

Oh, yeah? Well, if that’s how you’re gonna be, I hope you find some FUCKING PEACE, MY FRIEND!

Just as the founding fathers intended.

You know they’re not really made of bears, right?

Presumably they need to be able to touch their own balls?

Wouldn’t it make more sense if he were a quetzalcoatlus?

DMT shells. They leave changed.

J.D.?

Don’t drug couches. :(

Sometimes with psychedelics, it can feel weird if you take too little and end up just shy of a full trip. That’s probably what happened. Next time, try 50.

Lots of sex pests in Antarctica.