Probably the small bob girls are making the bras are don’t want big bobbys to look nice.

I assume the kids have all moved onto Boxcar Racer?

I’ll do you one better: I DON’T MIND CHECKING A GOD DAMN SCHEDULE. HELL, LET’S GET WILD AND MAKE THAT MFER PAPER I LITERALLY DGAF. Cuz I got that dawg in me!

Biblically accurate Moaning Lisa is coming soon! Also it’s to protest oil or whatever.

I get it. We’ve gotta be careful with our joints (especially hips) at this age. Everything hurts! Makes me think of that classic oldie by 61-year-old Pearl Jam elder statesman Edward Vedder.

Edit: Shit, that’s REM. :(

science is incredibly

Turn the lights off!

Every poo is beautiful, mon frere. Let’s see that shit!