The weirdest ones are the Finns, calling Germany Saksa.
I’m German and I feel more at home when I’m in Finland than in Sachsen.

His name is Jaden.
Jaden-Württemberg.

Typical Asian buffet selection

Boss makes a billion
While I make a dime
Get up from the shitter
It’s guillotine time

My barber’s tits are just as big, but a lot more hairy.

My 10yo laptop is faster than my wife’s new one.
I mean hers is a lot more powerful obviously, but fuck if I know what Windows does with that power, cause it sure isn’t using it for the stuff she wants to do.