drags salmon through the back door

No! No no no! Not in the house! Outside, Bear! Outside! Go on! You’re getting a bath later too!

They have poop supervisors?

And before anyone complains about “Not everyone can just get a job” bullshit, yes you can. You’re literally employed right now. You’re in the best position you can be if looking for work. Even if it takes a year, you’ll be out of there in a year as opposed to not.