uhm indeed

botched editing job

hmmmmm

can someone find it?

Oh my gods, paper claws! I LOVED those things! We played Jurassic Park and I was always Blue. Ah, memories…bring me back…make me feel young again…wait what am I talking about I’m 26 years old. I’m the DEFINITION of young

y’all can have whatever wings you want I don’t care I’m not the Lord of the Wings

wait that’s a really good idea for a book like Lord of the rings but boneless chicken wings

yea I know its sad

I actually don’t know

you know what

I’ll give you one gives boneless wing hope you like spicy vodka barbeque

the “everytime I poop I think of you” is actually crazy

Honestly, that’s a big flashback. In 3rd grade, almost all of the boys in the grade + me made this paper (American) football championship. And now, whenever I get a receipt, I make a paper football out of it. :)

haven’t seen a potc ref in a long time

nice to see you, Jack sparrow

also this is so relatable I majored in stocks and finance and I have no idea what I learned but I still don’t know shit about stocks or finance. only that if I don’t pay my taxes people gonna come and take my stuff

No way bro worked that in

This is a really good phishing trap. Looks genuine and good grammar and punctuation…I would fall for it.