Yeah, like my wife.

(I feel bad about this joke. I’m not trying to engage in misogyny. If you enjoyed the stupidity I had to offer, I’m glad and thank you for doing so.)

I use define:. Yesterday a friend asked me whether “stably” had an “e” in it and this was very helpful in answering.

edit: My edit wasn’t relevant and my client confused me. Apologies to you.

Maybe to a fish.

Family Guy is on your side, too.

I’ve always loved the Unix wizard poster.

Please do!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fow7iUaKrq4

I would have set a turkey on their ottoman, personally.

This was also the content of a Dilbert strip.

(Credit: xkcd)