(just to be clear: this is not, in any way, a conspiracy theory. I am posting this for laughs and do not actually think this.)
just like lemme explain alr
ok ok ok so: scientists are wizards. they took a magical oath telling them regular people that they be doing science. its magic, I tell you. MAGIC
CHANGE MY MIND. YOU WONT BE ABLE TO.


I am one, and it’s the closest you can get to being a wizard. You use the in-depth knowledge and tools of your domain to do things the general population often doesn’t fully understand and can’t do well themselves, if at all.
Sounds like wizards to me.
wow
a real wizard commented on my post!!! I’m starstruck!!!
I’m even the kind in your picture, though he’s not seeing anything in that microscope.