- Fake: anon goes out
- Gay: anon is doing things with a fat guy
Crazy how bros now 30
God Dangit, I’m like a little less than one year younger than this mfer. Shit was looking way up for me back then.
We’re walkin here!
Infiltration phase 1 completed
come on guys it’s been a day and a bit… I only click on these to see how it gets explained as fake and gay
Fake: OP talks in public
Gay: OP is catcalled
Chef’s kiss
Well because you asked… It’s fake because if you’re a native New Yorker (or I assume if you’ve lived there long enough) you become numb to the nose and stop hearing it. And probably more importantly, people scream at the top of their lungs in NYC all the damn time, New Yorkers DO. NOT. RESPOND. YOU DO NOT LOOK. YOU IGNORE. Eye contact is a great way to get assaulted by a homeless person who is possibly dealing with psychosis.
Lastly NO ONE in New York uses the phrase “badda bing badda boom”, that’s some lame Hollywood trope, I’ve literally never heard anyone use it in real life.
Eye contact is a great way to get assaulted by a homeless person who is possibly dealing with psychosis.
Hey now, that’s not fair. In NYC, it’s also a great way to get scammed by fake monks.
They tried this on me once. I autistically kept going back and forth with them on whether or not it was “free,” not understanding they wwre trying to scam me till I got frustrated walked away with the stack. 5 free books that day.
okay now why is it gay?
OP was seeking the attention of a greasy dude in a tank top
And even if not directly seeking it, he got pleasure from a greasy dude in a tank top.
Fake
Op going outside
Gay
Op getting answered by another male
Surprising things happen when you yell random stuff in the middle of the city
I yelled the N-Word in Alabama, they elected me Mayor of the town I was in. Unfortunately I turned down the position because the town population was three tumbleweeds and a goat.
Fake, they don’t have tumbleweeds in Alabama, they have kudzu.
So the 3 tumbleweeds and goat are racist?
Democracy is three tumbleweeds and a goat voting on what to have for lunch.
No no, they’re the actual voters, and are racist, but they identify as tumbleweeds and goats; oh, and hate Trans people, and have no sense of irony.
Any city on the West Coast, you yell “Hella”, someone will say “Dope”
That’s Brooklyn for you, I prefer Manhattan
