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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 hours ago

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 hours ago
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  • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I hate to be that guy but you should actually feed birds bird seed or I think frozen vegetables is also good. Bread will fill them up but won’t provide them vital nutrients

    • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I say as I eat a cheeseburger and fries

  • marcos@lemmy.world
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    Most birds will love that you throw bread at them but can’t actually eat it…

    Most humans will be offended that you throw bread at them, but it’s nutritive for them…

    If you got the right halves, that’s a solid plan.

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      This is all I can think about:

      • Anafabula@discuss.tchncs.de
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        A four panel comic about a mermaid wishing for legs and getting transformed into a "reverse mermaid" with a fish top and a human bottom. Full transcript in the link below the image

        by David Revoy

    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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      To elaborate on what’s already common knowledge, feeding bread to birds is a fucking terrible idea in every way. Nobody wins except potentially some algae that gets some new kids, a mold that gets a lovely new home in a respiratory tract, or a fox that gets easy prey unable to fly.

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        on the other side, it’s not every day that someone leaves a cookie in one of the carts at work, and the parking lot has a lot of very persuading crows

  • Barking@lemmy.world
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    Hahaha

    This would be me, but with bird seed.

    • Barking@lemmy.world
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      Ducks geese and swans

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    If the many-eyed Seraphim descended upon me, I’d offer them eyedrops.

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