Bitmonit
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

it's right there 😖

misskey-taube.s3.eu-central-1.wasabisys.com

message-square
30
link
fedilink
538

it's right there 😖

misskey-taube.s3.eu-central-1.wasabisys.com

not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
message-square
30
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • Herding Llamas@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    8 hours ago

    Why is it soooo tempting to do?! Everytime I see one that voice in the back of my head says to take it… They won’t notice…

    • lad@programming.dev
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      8 hours ago

      Narrator: they absolutely did notice

  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    18 hours ago

    What are those two little pockets for? I can see one has the shape of handcuffs, and the radio. But those two smaller ones are eluding me.

    • kakler bitmap@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      25
      ·
      12 hours ago

      They’re for little baggies of drugs, for planting on victims.

      • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        8
        ·
        10 hours ago

        Steal

        Officer’s cocaine

  • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    21
    ·
    23 hours ago

    One of the many calls of the void I experience frequently.

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      18 hours ago

      “What if I jump from here?” is my favorite.

  • TheRealKuni@piefed.social
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    104
    ·
    1 day ago

    • IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      103
      ·
      1 day ago

      • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        10 hours ago

        This is Adam West Batman kind of villainary…

      • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        42
        ·
        edit-2
        21 hours ago

        My favourite part is “repeatedly”

  • IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    55
    ·
    1 day ago

    Obligatory warning/infodump:

    1. This is dangerous and will get you in trouble when caught
    2. Almost all police holsters have basic locks on them; some are just a leather strap with a snap button, some are hard plastic loops with a lever/button to release the pistol
    3. 1312/ACAB
    • A_cook_not_a_chef@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      25
      ·
      1 day ago

      I’m going to piggy back on this comment because there are different ‘levels’ for holsters:

      https://inside.safariland.com/education/holster-retention/

    • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      10
      ·
      1 day ago

      This is actually a great idea and everyone should do it

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    18
    ·
    1 day ago

    I’ve seen this happen myself lol. Got a gun pointed right in my face because the batshit crazy girl i was with grabbed the gun out of the holster

    • shalafi@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      8
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      21 hours ago

      How?! Every cop I’ve seen has a proper holster to prevent that. If you know how they work you might snatch it, but it would still be a bit awkward.

      • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        18 hours ago

        It was in a poor / underdeveloped country. There wasn’t anything because she just grabbed it right out of there

    • Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      23 hours ago

      She sounds sweet, if perhaps a little bit psycho

      • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        11
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        14 hours ago

        I could fix her

        • Agent641@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          5
          arrow-down
          1
          ·
          8 hours ago

          She could break me

  • Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    37
    ·
    1 day ago

    You are over-encumbered (from the other 7468 Officers’ Service Weapons)

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      8 hours ago

      I’m saving them until I need them for a big boss fight. Til then I’ll stick with the knife.

  • kakler bitmap@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    1
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    12 hours ago

    deleted by creator

  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    23 hours ago

    Don’t worry, it’s steal not pickpocket. Simply move the gun out of his sight and then steal it.

    • EldritchFemininity@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      10
      ·
      18 hours ago

      Put a bucket over his head and you can take the entire set.

  • Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    6
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    1 day ago

    lol I’m watching someone play Skyrim right now, and they are playing as a master thief lol

  • jaybone@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    1 day ago

    What’s with this guys ass?

    • NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      12
      ·
      1 day ago

      Its just a dump truck with a flat tire

      • Mac@mander.xyz
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        18 hours ago

        BRUH

        I have never heard this before and it’s hilarious.

    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      1 day ago

      Hank Hill joined the police.

    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      1 day ago

      Looks like a oversized wallet in his back pocket,

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 3.21K users / day
  • 7.95K users / week
  • 9.08K users / month
  • 9.12K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 36.8K subscribers
  • 731 Posts
  • 7.31K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Striker@lemmy.world
  • Aer@lemmy.world
  • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • UI: unknown version
  • BE: 0.19.15
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org