conciousness.sys has initated
“wake up” process running…
accessing hippocampus.dll
…
…
ERROR: Brain.exe has crashed
Error Code: Wtf do you mean my family left a dictatorship and I ended up in another country that’s becoming a dictatorship?
That is ASHS me figuring time and date after wakeup realising that sleeping son has to be in school in 5mins and me at work in 10mins…
After I somehow stopped my 20’462 alarm clocks without being able to remember I ever did that
I say hey! What’s goin on!
That’s me when I login for work. 🙂
I know, right? Nothing like a huge dump of adrenaline caused by the unmitigated rage you get from seeing the huge pile of shit left by the previous shift. Better than caffeine to wake you up.
Team lead: “How is everyone this morning?”
Me: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!”
And CAPS LOCK is indeed the best choice of key to scream at
saving this for the family group chat the day the US invade Greenland and start of WWIII
No spoilers, please
The real twist is the nukes that kill us all.
Actually not that bad.
It’s just sleep+
And then, after it came to a logical end, there still is a sequel nobody asked for
soldiers in your cup
