be me, formerly professional-level troll on WoW forums

my golden days are long gone, sadly

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what if I used all my experience and mastery to earn a living?

gonna open a therapist office

MFW I’m the worst therapist in the world and morons come and pay me to ask them why they are still virgins at 28

they always go home sobbing

[Insert some pepe]

Thank you Mr. Tech CEO! Very nice! Here’s my $1000 to buy a shitty device riddled with adware and spyware (plus subscription). Feel free to give some of this sum to a maniac politician!