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This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 hours ago

Anon goes to therapy

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Anon goes to therapy

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This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 hours ago
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  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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    So OP, tell me what did you try? Did you go outside and meet people? Or maybe do you speak and try to arrange in person meetings with people you know online? Nothing? When you say “trying” what exactly that mean?

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    I would have assumed they were religious before asexual. I’ve known many people who were virgins until they married in their late 20s or early 30s.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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      I fucked so many good christian girls (and boys) up the ass in high school.

      They all got married as virgins too.

  • MNByChoice@midwest.social
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    OP needs a new therapist using a different therapy style. Keep trying folks. (I have my favorites, but so does everyone.)

  • pHr34kY@lemmy.world
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    Literal definition of “incel”.

  • RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works
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    Between the lines, I think OP’s therapist might think they’re cute.

  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    That’s totally how therapy works.

    • notreallyhere@lemmy.world
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      yes, and then they had sex

      • yopyop@sh.itjust.works
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        And the cheeks clapped.

        • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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          26 minutes ago

          That therapist’s name? Albert Einstein.

  • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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    This is obviously fake and gay™, but PSA: if something similar happens to you IRL, it’s not therapy being useless, it’s therapist being an asshole and genuinely harmful to their patients.

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      The problem is you don’t know if your therapist might be an asshole before speaking to them.

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      Yeah this sounds pretty believable to me there’s a lot of shitty therapists

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      Yeah OP should say “1 therapist is useless”.

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      And in most places, you can and should report a therapist who did this.

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    be me, formerly professional-level troll on WoW forums

    my golden days are long gone, sadly

    lightbulb.wav

    what if I used all my experience and mastery to earn a living?

    gonna open a therapist office

    MFW I’m the worst therapist in the world and morons come and pay me to ask them why they are still virgins at 28

    they always go home sobbing

    [Insert some pepe]

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    Fake and straight, obviously.

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