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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 days ago

Anon finds enlightenment

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Anon finds enlightenment

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 days ago
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  • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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    True enlightenment lies in seeing that carrying $100 in coins is really quite inconvenient.

    • Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works
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      True enlightenment is understanding that $100 in coins serves better as a self-defense tool than $100 in bills.

      • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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        In a carried sock, yes.

        In a worn bra, not so much

        • Tinidril@midwest.social
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          You sound like you’ve never had the shit beaten out of you by breast implants.

          • ChilledPeppers@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            I wish

          • Bazell@lemmy.zip
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      • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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        Goddamnit, you reminded me of the sentient cumsock filled with nickles in Dungeon Crawler Carl

        • Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works
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          Thank you for bringing this in my life, it certainty looks like a fun read haha.

  • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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    What about an ass I can bounce $100 in coins off of?

  • StillAlive@piefed.world
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    I wish someone gave me $100 (with consent, of course)

  • hOrni@lemmy.world
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    I would prefer the 100$ in bills, as it is easier to carry. I also prefer small breasts.

    • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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      I also prefer small breasts.

      Yeah no debate there. Better for the owner’s back and they fit nicely in your hands.

    • evol@lemmy.today
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      you my friend have ascended past what mere mortals can comphrehend

  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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    I just want to get past January and this depression spell.

    • pmk@piefed.ca
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      You can do it, each day is one day closer to the end (of january). If things seem bleak now, don’t rule out that it can change in the future.

      • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Thank you, you’re so sweet <3! I was just venting out these couple of depressed days. I should be happy too, because I am making progress getting into my local Electrician Apprenticeship program.

        Seattle is the worst in the winter in terms of mental health.

        • pmk@piefed.ca
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          Congrats on the electrician apprenticeship program! As a swede I know how seasonal affective disorder can be, winter depression, it’s dark all the time, and cold. But, it won’t last forever.

  • nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I don’t understand the analogy it’s a simple question

    • hayvan@piefed.world
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      That’s the joke. A simple and completely preference-based question is answered in unnecessarily indirect way, with deep-sounding fake philosophic phrases.

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        Coins or bills is also just preference.

        • hayvan@piefed.world
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          It is making fun of a specific format. Buddhist lessons usually go this way, someone has a question in mind, asks a guru, the guru replies with another question, and then the seeker gets enlightened.

          This joke is brilliant because, like any good parody, it works well as an example of what it parodies.

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