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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago

Anon finds enlightenment

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Anon finds enlightenment

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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    True enlightenment lies in seeing that carrying $100 in coins is really quite inconvenient.

    • Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works
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      True enlightenment is understanding that $100 in coins serves better as a self-defense tool than $100 in bills.

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        In a carried sock, yes.

        In a worn bra, not so much

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          You sound like you’ve never had the shit beaten out of you by breast implants.

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            I wish

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      • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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        Goddamnit, you reminded me of the sentient cumsock filled with nickles in Dungeon Crawler Carl

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          Thank you for bringing this in my life, it certainty looks like a fun read haha.

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