What about an ass I can bounce $100 in coins off of?
True enlightenment lies in seeing that carrying $100 in coins is really quite inconvenient.
True enlightenment is understanding that $100 in coins serves better as a self-defense tool than $100 in bills.
In a carried sock, yes.
In a worn bra, not so much
You sound like you’ve never had the shit beaten out of you by breast implants.
I wish

Goddamnit, you reminded me of the sentient cumsock filled with nickles in Dungeon Crawler Carl
Thank you for bringing this in my life, it certainty looks like a fun read haha.
I wish someone gave me $100 (with consent, of course)
I don’t understand the analogy it’s a simple question
That’s the joke. A simple and completely preference-based question is answered in unnecessarily indirect way, with deep-sounding fake philosophic phrases.
Coins or bills is also just preference.
It is making fun of a specific format. Buddhist lessons usually go this way, someone has a question in mind, asks a guru, the guru replies with another question, and then the seeker gets enlightened.
This joke is brilliant because, like any good parody, it works well as an example of what it parodies.
I would prefer the 100$ in bills, as it is easier to carry. I also prefer small breasts.
you my friend have ascended past what mere mortals can comphrehend
I just want to get past January and this depression spell.


