• saltesc@lemmy.world
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    drags salmon through the back door

    No! No no no! Not in the house! Outside, Bear! Outside! Go on! You’re getting a bath later too!

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      *roars and slashes the dry wall, upending the table*

      Aww, does someone want to go outside?