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Eats only grass, never chugs a proten shake, doesn’t need a gym membership, can outrun and outjump any human, whats his secret ?
Turns out to achieve fitness you just need to use your body as it was intended to be used
fake: anon wants to be fit
gay: anon likes bears
literally genetics
He’s built different.
Sure wish we had domesticated bears
drags salmon through the back door
No! No no no! Not in the house! Outside, Bear! Outside! Go on! You’re getting a bath later too!
*roars and slashes the dry wall, upending the table*
Aww, does someone want to go outside?
Would be a pain to keep fed
Breed them to be small. Like a teacup grizzly bear
pictures for sad children.
needs a wegovy Rx
