You can’t make me become ungovernable, btich! I always do what I’m told!
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/parrots-separated-england-zoo-cursing-swearing-at-guests/
They recently joined the Lincolnshire Wildlife Centre’s colony of 200 African gray parrots in August, […]
“I’m hoping they learn different words within colonies,” Nichols added. “But if they teach the others bad language and I end up with 250 swearing birds, I don’t know what we’ll do.”
😂
Narrator: «they did end up with 250 swearing birds»
then you make it a feature! “visit the swearing parrot enclosure! be cussed at by various birds! we’ve tried stopping them, but they didn’t care”
I’d totally go see a swearing parrot enclosure.
Our parrots are perfect for a pirate, but swear like a sailor!
If I go to a zoo and the parrots don’t curse me out I’m asking for a refund.
The lack of link in this post is a crime.
Post needs text alternative.
Images of text break much that text alternatives do not. Losses due to image of text lacking alternative such as link:
- usability
- we can’t quote the text without pointless bullshit like retyping it or OCR
- text search is unavailable
- the system can’t
- reflow text to varied screen sizes
- vary presentation (size, contrast)
- vary modality (audio, braille)
- accessibility
- lacks semantic structure (tags for titles, heading levels, sections, paragraphs, lists, emphasis, code, links, accessibility features, etc)
- some users can’t read the image due to lack of alt text (markdown image description)
- users can’t adapt the text for dyslexia or vision impairments
- systems can’t read the text to them or send it to braille devices
- web connectivity
- we have to do failure-prone bullshit to find the original source
- we can’t explore wider context of the original message
- authenticity: we don’t know the image hasn’t been tampered
- searchability: the “text” isn’t indexable by search engine in a meaningful way
- fault tolerance: no text fallback if
- image breaks
- image host is geoblocked due to insane regulations.
Contrary to age & humble appearance, text is an advanced technology that provides all these capabilities absent from images.
- usability
African Grays are complete assholes. One of the worst birds to own.
I have an African Grey. She’s quiet and gentle and obsessed with climbing under blankets and she’s dumb as a rock. Truly a model specimen.
Here she is climbing the stairs one by one instead of flying.
Sadly they can be very good for a very long time, but once they become obsessed with something, the horrid noises they make are utterly exhausting. I have lived with 3 that have been utter nightmares. The Timneh’s are worse than the larger Greys.
More like “eventually… I will probably take a little rest halfway and make some sad sounds trying to manipulate you into carrying me”.
All parrots are great trolls.
All corvids are humorless vengeful beasts.
Both orders coexist around Australia. I’m really curious of how they do it. I imagine they have some kind of unstable feud.
Agreed on the parrots but a lot of corvids I’ve encountered were absolute trolls as well. Very intentional and calculating, they clearly had fun antagonizing other animals. Don’t get me wrong, they’re assholes. But they’re funny assholes.
Maybe European corvids aren’t like Australian ones. I’ve heard stories about your magpies.
Unlike yours, our magpies aren’t corvids. Our only native corvids are a couple of species of ravens and crows.
The british colonies all share the same trait of having animals that are named after superficially similar European animals. It’s like how the American Robin and the European Robin are two completely different birds that just look sorta similar.
Oh, I didn’t know that, what are they most closely related to then?
Looks like you just handed me a new Rabbit Hole to dive into, lol.
squaakkkk!!! you’re a dick!!! squaaaakkkk!!!
How about a Norwegian Blue?
Too much pining for the fjords.
He’s perfectly fine
Reminds me of Eric the Legend
Just in: parrots invent the internet
Menace 2 Society
These are my kinda birbs.
“Do it!”
Me and the boys at work
Thats socialism
