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This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 hours ago

Anon goes to therapy

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Anon goes to therapy

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This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 hours ago
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  • ruuster13@lemmy.zip
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    The therapist smelled red pill ideology and chose to turn away the client rather than suffer someone who consistently undoes their work by going back to the manosphere.

    • lightnsfw@reddthat.com
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      I know several virgins who are older than that who don’t adhere to red pill ideology. They’re just not very attractive and have social anxiety issues so they’ve never been able to find a partner. Therapy would probably help them out in that regard. I don’t think therapists making assumptions like is depicted here is the way to go. Also don’t think this story is real.

    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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      What in this post indicates that?

      That’s kind of an insane conclusion to draw from this, honestly. Do you think any guy who can’t get laid is a redpilled denizen of the manosphere?

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    Literal definition of “incel”.

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    So OP, tell me what did you try? Did you go outside and meet people? Or maybe do you speak and try to arrange in person meetings with people you know online? Nothing? When you say “trying” what exactly that mean?

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    I would have assumed they were religious before asexual. I’ve known many people who were virgins until they married in their late 20s or early 30s.

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      I fucked so many good christian girls (and boys) up the ass in high school.

      They all got married as virgins too.

      • Apytele@sh.itjust.works
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        1 hour ago

        The good Lord world want it that way!

        • LittleBorat3@lemmy.world
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          45 minutes ago

          Blast from the past

      • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works
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        56 minutes ago

        I’m so sorry to bring that reddit bs over, but you do have a fitting username

      • tetris11@feddit.uk
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        1 hour ago

        Th… thanks, satan!

  • RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works
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    Between the lines, I think OP’s therapist might think they’re cute.

    • tetris11@feddit.uk
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      I’m also thinking that

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    OP needs a new therapist using a different therapy style. Keep trying folks. (I have my favorites, but so does everyone.)

    • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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      finding a good therapist is like dating, but you gotta pay for dates. it’s hard finding one that’s good for you.

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        if op had the bandwidth to treat going to therapy like dating, they probably would not be a virgin, and would possibly not need therapy

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      OP is definitely lying about how this conversation went down

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    That’s totally how therapy works.

    • notreallyhere@lemmy.world
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      yes, and then they had sex

      • yopyop@sh.itjust.works
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        And the cheeks clapped.

        • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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          2 hours ago

          That therapist’s name? Albert Einstein.

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    5 hours ago

    This is obviously fake and gay™, but PSA: if something similar happens to you IRL, it’s not therapy being useless, it’s therapist being an asshole and genuinely harmful to their patients.

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      The problem is you don’t know if your therapist might be an asshole before speaking to them.

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      Yeah this sounds pretty believable to me there’s a lot of shitty therapists

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      And in most places, you can and should report a therapist who did this.

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      5 hours ago

      Yeah OP should say “1 therapist is useless”.

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    5 hours ago

    be me, formerly professional-level troll on WoW forums

    my golden days are long gone, sadly

    lightbulb.wav

    what if I used all my experience and mastery to earn a living?

    gonna open a therapist office

    MFW I’m the worst therapist in the world and morons come and pay me to ask them why they are still virgins at 28

    they always go home sobbing

    [Insert some pepe]

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    Fake and straight, obviously.

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